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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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