Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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