I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Come share oat with me in your robe
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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