: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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