he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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