Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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