Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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