physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?