im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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