How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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