I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Randomize
