Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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