i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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