after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Couch. On fire.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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