He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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