Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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