oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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