I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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