And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Do you still have your period?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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