Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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