what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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