I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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