they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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