Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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