you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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