quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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