I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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