Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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