Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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