I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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