But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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