Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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