She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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