"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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