He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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