Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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