so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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