You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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