new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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