Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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