We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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