at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
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Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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