fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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