yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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