I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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