doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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