Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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