porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
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Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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