I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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