Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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