Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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