I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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