Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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