I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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