guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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