I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
The air taste purple.
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