i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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