He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
